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Happy Birthday Pudge! :)

Happy Birthday Pudge! :)

Jul 05. 2 Notes.
Binary Vascular System: Reasons I drink at home or at small gatherings.

havinagreatday:

  1. I LOATHE large crowds. They make me so uncomfortable that I end up spending my time looking for a way out like a rat in a maze.
  2. I hate confined spaces. These coupled with the aforementioned large crowds make for a painful experience.
  3. Clubs/bars always tend to be loud. I get sensory overload…

I’ve learned these lessons the hard way.

Jun 25. 3 Notes.
For my 200th post I give you: piecaken.

For my 200th post I give you: piecaken.

Jun 24. 0 Notes.
Ugh get inside me.

Ugh get inside me.

(Source: fuckyeahawesomefood)

Want.

Want.

(Source: , via fuckyeahawesomefood)

ihadsaid:

I want you between me and the feeling I get when I miss you
But everything here is telling me I should be fine
So why is it so, above as below,
That I’m missing you every time

I got used to you whispering things to me into the evening
We followed the sun and its colors and left this world
It seems to me that I’m definitely
Hearing the best that I’ve heard

So throw me a rope to hold me in place
Show me a clock for counting my days down
Cause everything’s easier when you’re beside me
Come back and find me
Cause I feel alone

And whenever you go it’s like holding my breath underwater
I have to admit that I kind of like it when I do
Oh but I’ve got to be unconditionally
Unafraid of my days without you

So throw me a rope to hold me in place
Show me a clock for counting my days down
Cause everything’s easier when you’re beside me
Come back and find me
Whenever I’m falling you’re always behind me
Come back and find me
Cause everything’s easier when you’re beside me
Come back and find me
Cause I feel alone

Ugh. I miss the way things used to be. 

(Source: Spotify)

Jun 24. 2 Notes.
PUDGE! I just found out that my favorite instagram cat has a Tumblr. :D :D :D 

PUDGE! I just found out that my favorite instagram cat has a Tumblr. :D :D :D 

(via pudgethecat)

Also, this. 

Also, this. 

(via bearcrepes-deactivated20121114)

Reblog for Izzy, and cause this made me literally burst into uncontrollable laughter for two minutes straight. 

Reblog for Izzy, and cause this made me literally burst into uncontrollable laughter for two minutes straight. 

(Source: brain-filth)

Jun 24. 46 Notes.

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

I. love. this. 

(Source: ollivander, via theycallmedame)

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